shit rape

when your ass is full of shit and it cramps like crazy and its basically the shit having unwanted anal with you hence the sexual moans

im so constipated that im afraid of going to the bathroom, thus making it worse, thus causing intense shit rape every other hour on every other day

by FlashlightMemelord October 27, 2018

Shit Stick

When your fucking her in the ass and you pull out your dick and its covered in shit.

I was fucking Carol in the ass last night and when I was done my dick looked like a shit stick.

by BigGLizzy69 October 29, 2018

Shit

it is the thing that comes out of your asshole (shit)

you are shit at hockey

by hype beats October 29, 2018

shit

thing that comes out of ur ass
can be used as an argument

"the real shit"
person: lol know what
another person: wot lol
person: i took a shit lol
another person: lol wtf

argument

person: ur shit
another person: no u are a shit

by An A-press is an A-press October 30, 2018

Shit-tease

What your dog is being when he circles around a few times, sniffs the ground, circles again, arches his back, then walks away without shitting.

Give me that poop, you little shit-tease, it’s cold and raining!

by dogs_be_poopin November 1, 2018

I’ll shit in your driveway

When you disrespect someone to the highest extent. You just want to shit in their fucking driveway , dawg.

Robertos best friend fucked his girlfriend so Roberto walks up to Kyle and simply says “I’ll shit in your driveway”

by the klit klapper November 5, 2018

Two stage shit

This happens when you go for a poo, afterwards when all the solids have ejected and you get ready to wipe your bottom another turd starts coming out and forces you to have a two sage poo.

(Dad) OMG have you blocked the toilet again?

(Son) sorry but I had to do a two stage shit.

by Mathmoss November 8, 2018