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Much like the definition of “stick up your ass,” this is used to describe a strict person - however, this version describes it to a rather extreme extent.
You people never let me do anything I want! Forget the stick... you’ve got the whole tree up your ass!
by BomberJacknut January 27, 2020
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Dick in the booty hole ass fuck boy

A Dick in the booty hole ass fuck boy is a blonde hair, jogger wearing hoe with earring. “Their”(for the sensitive) mom bought the first car ass bitches, got a perm done with those curl ass dried up ramen noodle hair.
Guy 1: nice ass car there huh

Guy 2: yeah bet his mom bought it

Guy 1: heh yeah Dick in the booty hole ass fuck boy
by Love my girlfriend November 30, 2021
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sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw

for when u think things can't get any worse . . . .and then they do!
(after a very bad day at work) my job sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw
also see sucks ass thru a straw
by jobsworth February 15, 2005
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I'm gonna shove it up my ass

another way of saying "I love it so much"
Friend: hey have you heard Fall Out Boy's new single?

Me: yeS IT'S SO GOOD I'M GONNA SHOVE IT UP MY ASS

Friend: what
by hornyaf December 28, 2014
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National Grab-some-more Ass Day

A tradition celebrated every April 12th, National Grab-some-more Ass Day is a national holiday that recognizes the asses that weren’t grabbed on National Grab Ass Day. So go out there, grab some more ass, grab the same ass, and celebrate your country’s achievements like a true patriot.
Tony: Hey John, did you grab Jessica’s ass yesterday?
John: Yea, of course I did, it was National Grab Ass Day.
Tony: Well c’mon, grab it again, it’s National Grab-some-more Ass Day
by Donald Skin May 25, 2018
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all the meat around a pigs ass is pork

When someone is telling you something & you know the answer & they know the answer - used as sarcasm-like duh everybody knows that for someone who is a know it all or when someone asks a stupid question
My dad would say this when you asked a stupid question - a car won"t run without gas- yeah & all the meat around a pigs ass is pork
by Kitzie kidder June 17, 2017
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This is when the shit you take is extremely painful, or there's a dick that's coming out of your ass. Whichever is your case.
Person 1: I had a painful shit today.
Person 2: Oh, you're fucking your ass from within.
Person 1: What?
by betard6000 June 23, 2021
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