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FUHUA SECONDARY SCHOOL

A school with no budget to spend even on a single lift. Yea there are no lifts it this damn fucktard of a school. teachers there have a total of 0 years of teaching experience with the constant mindset of just making money. To make up for their low ass budget, they make their food prices BLOODY expensive like $7 for a bowl of teryaki chicken rice typa shit which is barely enough to fill a normal singaporean student. They also decided to only grant 30 minutes for recess and still teachers fail to release their students on time, thus disabling them for queuing for their food. And last but not least, in the whole school there is absolutely not a single level with bathrooms available for both genders, it must always only be for one gender. Did i forget to mention their strict ass discipline master that has a far ass hairline and still wants to call people out for having hair that is too long.
by LHKO November 24, 2023
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Great Valley Middle School

A mediocre school in Pennsylvania that thinks it is the shit with their awards hanging in the halls. Students are either popular assholes with daddys money to spend, teachers pets on steroids, normal people, or people who you arent even sure know how to speak. a very rare percentage of said popular kids are nice. most teachers are protected by their tenure and therefore flirt with 13 year olds. They pick favorites, give way too much work, are racist, sexist, or all of the above. 6th graders are loud, 7th graders are louder, and most people by 8th grade no longer have a will to live. they are still loud.
by fattyfatfatfatfatty November 27, 2023
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Northridge Elementary school

Amazing school, even better teachers (looking at you Mrs. Brothers)

Cool Gym

Fun “Super Kids Day”
by Diplexify November 28, 2023
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Harrington Middle School

A school with big booty bitches and men that are packinnnnnn, except for that one kid.
“Damn, I want to go to Harrington Middle School, there’s tons of big booty bitches!”
by Shaedon November 28, 2023
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Pasadena High School

Better known as PHS, the main high school in dena aka Pasadena, California. van halens went here in the 70s. Has arts academies. Best known for basketball, but football team always loses to muir in the turkey tussle. E building is generally for the slow kids. At this school there are mostly poor Mexicans bussed in from the Northwest side of town that went to eliot or washington for middle school. You'll find a lot of fatherless cholos (wannabe gangbangers) who get drunk or high at victory park across the street. Mexicans, blacks, armenians, and even some white boys use the n word. You'll notice armos are all cousins and only kick it with each other.. teen pregnancies were not rare in the 2000s. only real bulldogs remember the motherland. You may still hear kids on the football team claim PDL. Football team has a lot of future criminals who will end up moving to palmdale, pomona, san bernardino, or Texas because dena is too expensive. You'll find tweakers smoking cigarettes or mush by the tree, but no one ever does anything about them because the admin sucks. A lot of tenured teachers that don't put much effort into teaching. The worst kids that fail or get expelled are sent to rose city, cis, or learning works. There is a reason white parents in Pasadena don't send their kids to PUSD schools. The few white kids here are on the swim/water polo team and they are often shirtless or in wifebeaters even when it's cold.
Ay what school u at?
PHS.
What?
Pasadena High School mang
by MooingSteakEater November 29, 2023
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December 7th school bathroom extravaganza

A day where all college kids go into the bathroom together and exchange private parts in exchange for free A+’s
John: Hey Lily wanna go to the bathroom for December 7th school bathroom extravaganza and exchange of private parts? Lily: Yeah that sounds fun since you’re a sigma alpha male, We should bring all the other students. John: Yes that’s a great idea Lily.
by InvisiB1e December 1, 2023
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Enloe High School Conspiracy

THE POOL ON THE EAST BUILDING ROOF

THE WEST BUILDING BASEMENT

THE CAFETERIA BACKROOM

AND THE CELLULAR DATA NEUTRALIZATION FORCE FIELD
YOU MUST NOT AVERT YOUR EYES. THE ENLOE HIGH SCHOOL CONSPIRACY WILL GUIDE YOU
by sebastian_debeste December 1, 2023
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