national kiss your girlfreind day

december 3rd is national kiss your girlfreind day if you dont you suck

Evie:why havent you kissed me today?
Harrison:what?
Evie:its national kiss your girlfreind day
HArrison:ohhhhhh

by that_1_music_guy November 30, 2022

your mom is gay

means you mom is gay idiato

your mom is gay hahaha

by dwadawdsad April 21, 2022

your ass is clapping

basically when someone is capping but extreme

" your ass is clapping that is not even true"

by cappin April 21, 2022

national give your girl a hoodie day

this day april 25 you have to give your girlfriend a hoodie

the day of april 25 is a very good day for giving your girlfriend a hoodie on national give your girl a hoodie day

by nsnnsnajjshebw April 22, 2022

Your mom

Someone who has absolutely run out of insults so they use 2 fucking words “your mom” making their sentence “valid”
There is nothing you can do about it if someone says this, walk away. The more you interrogate them the more they get in your life.

Dat: nice insult, it doesn’t even make sense though!
Tony: Your mom
Dat: wtf

by Massive rotating balls god April 22, 2022

FLOSSING YOUR TOES

When you are in the shower with your lover after some serious shagging and you're soaping each other up and they get to your feet and then look up and say, "Want me to floss your toes?" and then run their soapy fingers between them all...

A good night is all you can remember is him flossing your toes

by Deekdat86 April 23, 2022

Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)

One of the best songs by Green Day

Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) is the best Green Day song.

by JulieFayePrice April 23, 2022