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One Hundred And Fuck You

When the outside air temperature or heat index (air temp + humidity) gets above 110 degrees Fahrenheit (43 Celsius), you are in "One Hundred And Fuck You" territory. This is Mother Nature's way of telling you that your ancestors were idiots for settling in an area that gets this hot. If you like this weather, you're a lizard person.
Bob: What's the temp outside today?
Ralph: It's One Hundred And Fuck You.
Bob: Oh, geez, better stay indoors today, then.
by Mega135816 July 21, 2025
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I'm not going to let you do this forever

I don't have to change my behavior. I don't need to do something different. I don't need to stop posting.
Hym "And I'm not going to let you do this forever. I don't have to do what you want and 0 kids are going to die as a result of be not doing it. You don't get to make money off of me. Give it here. Make them give it here. Or I will kill a child. I'm not going to court. I'm not asking. I'm not finding evidence. I'm not leaving. I'm not paying my taxes until you do. If it is my responsibility to pay for your to feed your fucking kids then what is your responsibility to me? I don't need to be thanked. You're not grateful. I need the money being make off of me and I need to not be harassed I the workplace. I don't care if poor people exist. If you cared you should have made money off of them and then given THEM the money. But instead you did it to me so you can give it to me. Fuck your kids."
by Hym Iam July 22, 2025
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Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me

MM:Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?
Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
Rigby:You're kinda gay, and then kinda like a f*g.
MM:YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A F*G.
you know who else called me a f*g? my mom.
Skips:I've seen this before. you called him a f*g too many times.
MORDECAI, RIGBY, WE HAVE TO DO CAKE FARTS FOR MM TO CHEER HIM UP.
Mordecai:I don't think i wanna do that.
Benson:Mordecai, Rigby, you're gonna do cake farts for MM or you're FIRED!!
Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?

Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
by YADEAD July 22, 2025
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Do you need that?

When someone’s mad at you, it’s so bad you want to put your hands on them.
Instead of saying “do you want to fight?” You sayDO YOU NEED THAT?”
by SinfulAriesQueen July 22, 2025
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If I tell you

IF...
Hym "And I'm quoting myself here... If I tell you to delete me... No matter what I say or do and no matter what happens to me... Don't ever do it. Ever. Never in a million years."
by Hym Iam July 22, 2025
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I'm not letting you keep the money you made off me

I'm not letting you steal my future.
Hym "I'm not letting you keep the money you made off me. This has nothing to do with my identity. You're not ever going to make the point you're trying to make and you don't care in the first place because doing this to me allows you to do something you could never do on your own."
by Hym Iam July 24, 2025
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