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Why can't I own a Canadian?

one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups
Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you
by bit125 March 6, 2022
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I See It Now

It's good to see your face again, it's been awhile
How am I doing, Well I get by somehow
You sure look good since your new love came in your life
You know I didn't see that fire in you he's found
Oh but I see it now

Oh I never saw that look in your eyes
And I never had you hold me that tight
And I never saw you dance with your feet off the ground
Oh but I see It Now
Holding him, you never looked more beautiful
Letting go has been so hard on me
And sitting here, it's clear to see what he means to you
The way you look at him, it ain't no mystery
He's all I couldn't be

Oh I never saw that look in your eyes
And I never had you hold me that tight
And I never saw you dance with your feet off the ground
Oh but I see It Now

And I never saw you dance with your feet off the ground
Oh but I see it now
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M. I. K

We haven't heard from my roomie at Savage Sisters in dayz, she's prob M. I. K
by Every March 7, 2022
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I love the internet

when that fluff fic you wrote for that new character ended up posted right after porn of them
See also: I hate the internet
"huh. I wonder how many have also done this character given that hes new"
"33!? ALREADY!? Damn yall are fast."
"Wonder what they are."
"Okay, there's mine of course, and then-"
wtf
"I love the internet."
by I have autism January 13, 2026
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I hate the internet

when that fluff fic u posted for that new character ended up right after porn of them
See also: I love the internet
"huh. I wonder how many have also done this character given that hes new"
"33!? ALREADY!? Damn yall are fast."
"Wonder what they are."
"Okay, there's mine of course, and then-"
wtf
"I hate the internet."
by I have autism January 13, 2026
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I got like hella money

I got like hella money is a meme where the embarrassed emoji dances
You show this to someone when you see it in a video
Or when you have a ton of money and someone else is poor
Me:how much money you got?
Them: I got like hella money
Me:I got like 5 bucks
by Meme yapper January 15, 2026
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