slap ass day part 3

Pick a girl and slap her ass hard af

I walked up to that girl and grabed her ass cuz it slap ass day part 3

by Kobe been Bryant August 30, 2019

national grab angie’s ass day

to grab an ass of a girl named angie

dude it i can twait till friday it’s national grab angie’s ass day

by dreela dick October 4, 2018

April 11th, national slap ass day

National slap as day is abroad! Go to your guy friends and smack there ass (include no homo) walk to your girl and slap her ass too!

April 11th, national slap ass day. The day of the ass.

by m&mx2 May 24, 2018

winding your ass and scratching your watch

Southern slang which describes a condition where one is confused, aloof, or just plain stupid. This condition is the anthisis of winding a watch and scratching your ass; which are normal process for any redneck over the age of 50 who is not drunk, stoned, or both.

Damn son, don't just stand there "winding your ass and scratching your watch", flip the hamburgers!

by clintoncousin December 11, 2007

National slap your crushes ass day

National slap you crushes ass day.Get out there and slap some ass

Person 1: hey you know what day it is?
Person 2: its December 13 why?
Person 1: its national slap your crushes ass day.
Person 2: oh ok (slaps ass)

by Oakpaw December 7, 2019

what cralwed up your ass and died

whats is your problem.
jb

your mean today what cralwed up your ass and died

by jacob byrd January 11, 2008

Pinch My Ass and Call Me Charlie

The phrase "pinch my ass and call me charlie"is a commonly used sentence in place of "oh my god".Though not universally known,it has been around for decades and still used by the young and old alike.

"Pinch My Ass and Call Me Charlie,he got away!"

by Bleicha January 31, 2008