Flubber Dick

When you've been jerking off way too hard for too, long and your dick turns red and limp.

"Oh man, last night i jerked it way too much to Monica, and now i have flubber dick"

by mannnysg October 2, 2016

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by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

Dick

The word "Dick" when used disparagingly is woefully misinterpreted. Often conflated with words like, Asshole, Jerk, Punk, and a laundry list of other's. It is in fact someone who calls Assholes out on their shit! Dick's are intelligent, quick witted, and uncommonly kind considering how ruthlessly they take down their prey.

Dick's only appear when provoked by the incessant droppings of words like shit from ass from the ever prevalent steaming turd herds of millions of free range Assholes. Overcome by the powerful compulsion to shut the Asshole down before it shits on everything around.

Dick's always win the argument, because Assholes get fucked and it's the Dick's that do the fuckin'.

"Man! You're such a fuckin'Dick!"

"Why? Cause I called you on your bullshit? Asshole!

by IGetsPaid September 14, 2020

dick thumb

A practical joke picture message posing a penis in place of a thumb during a photograph explaining a thumb injury that has resulted in a seriously swollen thumb.

I got my latest group chat good last night with the dick thumb. I explained that it wasn’t my dick,

by moongorilla March 18, 2018

Dick

Dick is a name for a male human it means tall and handsome man

Ex:dick grayson the dc comic hero

by kintg of kings December 24, 2017

Dick Coozie

A female that is only good for keeping your dick warm. She has no other worth other than to place your dick in(mouth, butt, vagina, hand) and keep it warm.

Emily can’t cook, clean, and doesn’t have a job. The only thing she is good for is being a Dick Coozie.

by Peesalot August 3, 2018

Pencil Dick

Name famously given to former Teaneck, New Jersey town councilman Keith Kaplan by Teaneck Board of Education Vice President Victoria Fisher, as reported in The Jewish Standard (Who can say what at a meeting?, 12/7/23): "Relations between Mr. Kaplan and Ms. Fisher are frosty, to understate. The board of education’s vice president responded to a text Mr. Kaplan sent her with these words: 'Lose my number pencil dick."

'Lose my number pencil dick.'

by Carpenter Pencil January 26, 2024