cock your trumpet

British
To take ages on the toilet, usually taking a really long shit.

"After that long walk I'm gonna go cock my trumpet."

"Oh you're going in? Are you gonna cock your trumpet?"
"Hahaha yeah gonna be ages"
"Ok don't be too long"

by dkamais498 July 4, 2020

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get it off your chest, doop

when someone’s passive aggressiveness leads to them being addressed, then sent

“since u chose to be negative & indirect, let me send u in the right direction… *clutches* get it off your chest, doop!”

by sretaw, trebor May 27, 2022

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Slap Your Dirtiest Minded Friend Day

October 15th

Slap your dirtiest minded friend day 🎉

I want to slap her before she slaps me, but I need an excuse.

Okay! Slap her on slap your dirtiest minded friend day.

Smart Idea.

by ecargvas October 12, 2021

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expand your constituency

(to) do everything and anything to attract political followers, even if includes lying

if youre Hillary Clinton, stop trying to expand your constituency and focus on the issues instead.

by Sexydimma March 14, 2018

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Embarrass Your Family Day

A Day dedicated to the embarrassment of your family on social media On August 20.

it’s National Embarrass Your Family Day!

by DEFINITION MASTER! August 15, 2019

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Similar to cringy annoying insults like "your mom" but the person insulting you doesn't wanna use "your mom" cuz its overused already or just dont wanna be mean to your mom ,so they just use "your face" instead

"Bro , you got -23 in science, like how is tht even possible u r THAT stupid?? bro you a dum dum "
"No, Your face is a dum dum"
"WWWAAAWWAAAHHHHH😭😭😭😭😭"

"Ayo bro , what's this in your purse?"
"Your face"
"*Dies*"

by catastrophecreatorJENI-TALIA🗿 August 26, 2023

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