hide and go fuck yourself

A derogatory term used when someone is annoying the shit out of you and you want them to leave.

Kris - "Hey dickweed"
Ash - "Kris...why dont you go and play a game of hide and go fuck yourself."

by HACH November 30, 2006

Square Root of Fuck-All

Phrase meaning "absolutely nothing." Same as Fuck-All Squared

"So, what've you been up to these days?" "Square root of fuck-all since I got laid off."

by Alexandra July 28, 2004

two ducks in a bucket, fuck it

You do not care, the situation does not bother you.

"Yo, your ex girls dad died."
-"Two ducks in a bucket, fuck it. I didn't like that guy anyway."

by GR aka T-rex November 3, 2008

Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox

Used to describe a situation where you are underappreciated. Not given the credit you deserve.

In shock due to utter disrespect.

" man you didnt do to well that time"
"Well fuck me sideways with a lunchbox, i made it to the last level man."

"Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from?" -- Ethan Albright to John Madden regarding him beong the lowest rated player in madden.

by kws53 May 13, 2011

fuck my pussy with a rake

Wanting the urge to get fucked really hard and cant walk for a month

OOO He’s about to fuck my pussy with a rake mom

by Lmoralesa April 20, 2018

C the fuck outta here

finding out a class is to hard too pass and too late to drop, the student will opt to pass the class with a C and get the fuck outta there

Ben:"hey, do you know how to do example 4?"
Nate:"Naww man i dont even get what were doing to be honest"
Ben:"What! Are you serious!?"
Nate:"Yeah im going to have to C the fuck outta here

by jiggasquad October 29, 2010

i fucked your mom

i love you

Richie, I fucked your mom

by gayvoodka November 24, 2019