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Jack Smith

Quite possible the blandest name ever. If you know a Jack Smith you should be aware that their parents were not very original and must've been high on the Labour drug Pitocin.
I have a friend named Jack Smith. Oops. I meant I have 10000 friends named Jack Smith.
by ChristopherMartin November 9, 2021
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Benson Smith

That one kid who always got tattled on to the yard aids in elementary school, and made fun of mentally disabled kids in middle school, and somehow managed to break every rule in high school without getting expelled. He is also short and spends his entire life doing pointless sports and speed running being sexy to every girl he meets.
Guy 1: Did you see what Benson Smith did at homecoming.

Guy 2: No why?

Guy 1: He threw his phone through your English teacher’s window.
by Benson Smith November 13, 2021
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addie smith

my fav person in the world (aka my wife) that i love so much and is the best person ever
person: yo do you know addie smith?
me: hell yeah that's my wife!
by puthy__bussin's wife March 11, 2022
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Will Smith Whites

a usually white person who goes to racial equality marches and BLM protests and talks the talk but is the same person who clutches there purse or checks for there wallet when in a elevator with people of color.
Those Will Smith whites just went to the the BLM protests in DC and now are going to our neighborhood KFC in bethesda or Rockville and ordering a diet coke.
by Dbcookie March 18, 2022
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patti mae smith

patti mae smith is a very short girl with luscious yummy locks. she has bad taste in men but good taste in woman. she craves validation but love everyone around her and is always looking out for everyone. she has the best friend in the world who looks the complete opposite but they would do anything for eachother. she doesn’t like school but she love the people she sees *most* just don’t piss patti mae smith off.
“wow is that patti mae smith?”
“yeah she smokin hot!”
by lilsmucker March 18, 2022
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Mrs. Rayna Smith

Mrs. Rayna Smith ate my child whole.
by Cracko298 March 21, 2022
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jane smith

a person who is intellectually perfect, has perfect grades, and an 100%-assured admission to Harvard University, Boston, Ma. Golden child, doesn’t do drugs, nicer than a wild flower.
Eric: “hey did you hear that Jane Smith girl turned down that party last weekend?”
Bobby: “yeah, she is so jane smith. she stayed in to study for her latin test bruh.”
Eric: “Wild.”

Shikesha: “tell that hoe to come vape in the stall
Barone: “nah, she a jane smith. she would rather swim 20 laps than to hurt her lungs.”
by trojancondoms March 21, 2022
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