sass fingering

Waving your finger in a sassy way at inappropriate moments.

"I'm not sass fingering you!"

by pillows4 March 30, 2009

Salad fingers

A man with incredibly long, skinny, disgusting fingers.

"Dang, Glenn is really such a salad fingers."
"Dude, you let him touch you? Gross!"

by picklegorl September 8, 2018

pussy fingers

When ones fingers become sticky and smell like the inside on a pussy.

"Oh damn, now i have pussy fingers"
"Whats that smell?" said Bob "Oh, thats pussy fingers" said adam.

by Adam7789 December 27, 2005

elephant finger

To take it up the ass in a major way.

DumbGuy: "Dude! I just got raped by an elephant! My bunghole is streched out about a mile wide!
DumberGuy: "Wait a minute. Isn't an elephant's pecker long and skinny?"
DumbGuy: "Yeah, but he fingered me first!"

by PeeBee February 15, 2004

fast fingers

when a guy asks to finger you without actually saying it

fast fingers at school ?

by blbamrsuraly August 9, 2016

Finger Balls

Finger Balls is the false sense of courage one develops when texting that doesn`t exist in a normal verbal conversation.

Did you see his text? He wouldn't say that to my face, he has some mad FINGER BALLS.Finger, balls, guts, courage, bravery,

by moonbeammaker July 31, 2012

Uncle Fingers

An overly, creepy, work colleague who excels in sinister innuendo and hits on every female member of staff, with younger women being preferred.

Usually balding, and overweight, with unassuming features.

Has an uncanny knack of making even the most thick-skinned employees feel uncomfortable during his presence.

Ted: Have you met Uncle Fingers working in accounts?

Sally: Yeah he hit on me, the other day, in the break room.

Ted: Serious?!

Sally: Yeah! I needed a fucking shower after he'd asked me if I wanted to go with him to the Miley Cyrus concert...

by iTal July 1, 2011