Letting your employer know you've quit by sneakily writing "I QUIT" across their significant other's buttcheeks
Mr Kaster took away our health insurance, and Ms Kaster was giving me the eyes, so I had to put in my two cheek notice
by Towrope November 18, 2020
When one proceeds to stick their big toe up another man or woman’s anal cavity, then take it out and then the person receiving the toe begins to suck it
by Landonevans March 13, 2023
A complete shithead who's incredibley boring and fat. "Two pants" refers to the fact that they have to wear to pairs of pants to contain their fatness. "Joe" refers to how boring said person is, topping off their already irritating demeanor.
by boykisser84 June 06, 2019
When you have a bit of a belly, and you could be easily mistaken for someone who is 2 months pregnant. Therefore, you have a "Two-Month Bump". This doesn't necessarily make a person 'fat', its just a little extra baggage in the tummy area.
*Looking at a photo on Facebook*
Jayne: Oh Lord, I totally have a two-month bump in this picture!
Anacaonia: Oh my goodness! You really do!
Jayne: Oh Lord, I totally have a two-month bump in this picture!
Anacaonia: Oh my goodness! You really do!
by courtisradical December 27, 2010
A person who has a shit personality and is always trying to invade your friend group whilst not being invited. They are also very hard to get rid of.
by the rizzler2 February 10, 2023
Any prominent white person, but usually an academic or lefty, who shames and publicly lectures ordinary white people about “white privilege,” often while taking advantage of their own position of privilege to do so.
How dare that Beverly Hills whitey-two-shoes come out here to University of Arkansas to talk down to white students about racism.
by Rabbarousa October 01, 2018
by Pasquelle February 13, 2016