No Surprises

Depression, but its a song.

No alarms and No Surprises, please.

by whatismyname182 August 21, 2021

Surprise Party

When the feds raid you or your organization by surprise.

I heard they had a surprise party last night

by Stylezdagreat June 15, 2024

The California Surprise

When one surprises another with their cut off testicles and hides them in ones possessions

Yeah I have Jessica the California surprise now I have a restraining order against me

by WindyAmericans March 13, 2021

Surprise

Surprise has 2 meaning; an unexpected event or gift; a polite way to say that a person was a mistake

hey serena, i have a surprise for you!

you werent planned, you were a surprise joe.

by _Deadly_PvP December 27, 2020

Santa Fe Surprise

When you give a blowjob using hot sauce

Mikey gave me a santa fe surprise last night, and now my dick is burning.

by Hackerman45 July 12, 2025

Alfredo surprise

Alfredo Surprise: A culinary creation where a dollop of creamy Alfredo sauce is placed in the center of a pizza, beneath the layer of cheese, creating a hidden, rich, and flavorful surprise that is revealed once the pizza is sliced and served

After taking a bite of the pizza, I was pleasantly surprised by the creamy, hidden Alfredo sauce in the center—definitely an unexpected Alfredo surprise

by Two-tone Tony March 13, 2025

Home Depot Surprise

Getting a blowjob from someone that has a spray tan.

Husband gave me a home depot surprise last night

by OneBadGloop November 16, 2020