daniel umberger

A drone enthusiast who spends hours in wheat fields looking at the sapphire blue sky hoping to catch a glimpse of the fabled drone

I wish I could go drone hunting with a Daniel Umberger

by Drone hunter February 4, 2017

Danielle Turk

White girl who perceives herself as an African american male, commonly found rapping and "nigger dancing".

Friend: "Hey Danzo shall we go out tonight?"
Danielle Turk: "Ball so hard, this shit crazy. Ya'll don't know that shit don't phase me"
Friend: "Oh, sooo yes?"
Danielle Turk: "Ball so hard muhfuckas wanna fine me. That shit cray. That shit cray. That shit cray."

by loveloveloveunicorns October 10, 2012

Smack Daniels

A drink comprised of half Smirnoff vodka and half Jack Daniels

Your brother just threw up all over the lawn after half a glass of Smack Daniels

by SmackyD November 9, 2012

Daniel Marino

A man under the famous Miami quarterback Dan Marino but in this case is a true stoner who loves kronic more than anyone alive. He is a great friend and could be a stand up comedian if he wanted to. He has troubles with Swamp Donkeys from time to time but gives everyone a good laugh after.

Lets go get higher than Daniel Marino man!

by 1234idontcarewhoyouare January 13, 2012

daniel everett

Daniel Everett is a lovable rogue. He is the king of MAA! Slayer of Kadu! Although he doesn’t attract the ladies he has a charm that the boys DIE for.

Guy 1: Are ladies attracted to you?

Guy 2: No i’m not a Daniel Everett

by thecarelesswhisperer October 15, 2023

Defensive Daniel’s

Daniel Defense fanboys who simp for the company regardless of their bootlicking roots

Everyone: I don’t understand why these Defensive Daniel’s cuck so hard for a mid tier rifle like they’re some tier 1 operators

Defensive Daniels: OMG but muh MK18 is gonna help me look so good across my Hawaiian shirt in the boogaloo

by Daddy's Hard Candy April 8, 2023

Daniel Guo

Daniel Guo is a smart nerd who cares nothing other than math. He is usually very unathletic, has a sense of humour stuck in 2020, but makes up for it in his math tests.

Daniel Guo, why did you only score 102% on that math test!

by sponetics May 6, 2023