Baked Beans

The term "baked beans" refers to a rather obscure erotic practice of defecating on the bare belly of one's lover.

"What are you in the mood for tonight, Honey?"

"Baked beans! Yes, definitely -- baked beans!"

by Poopie Girl January 21, 2009

Bean sleep

When the amount of time you sleep is equivalent to the time it take to cook beans thoroughly, which it’s up to 45min to 2hrs maximum

I have work this morning and this party is allow me to have a horrible “bean sleep”

by Jaqass February 17, 2022

Squeaky Bean

A universal answer to a question. Also used when you do not know what to say in a situation because you're uninterested.

Man 1: Hey man, how are you and your girlfriend doing?

Man 2: Squeaky Bean, bro.

Man 1: Oh, alright man I understand.

by Tony two five September 4, 2022

Kellie Bean

A Kellie bean is someone who is astonishing. They give you that magical feeling of being loved. You will always want to sit besides them and talk about life.

Yesterday I hung out with A Kellie Bean, i couldn't stop smiling.

by CouchCracker September 16, 2017

Joey Bean

A butt budy of a person who works in the porn industry.

Jack really has a Joey Bean

by warrenaXP October 21, 2019

Holding the beans

Another way of saying that you or someone is holding in diarrhea because there are no bathrooms available or nearby for you to use

Ex1. Hurry up in there! I’ve been holding the beans for too long!

Ex2. Poor Ben. He’s been holding the beans for a while now.

by Someone odd July 6, 2019

bean check

When you grab a cats paw and yell "bean check" and show their toebeans.

Person 1: YOO!!! BEAN CHECK *shows cats paw*
Person 2: Those are some pretty cute toebeans

by Woah.Yankee.With.No.Brim June 3, 2020