First base is hand holding. The first step on your journey to procreation.
Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.
Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people
Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.
Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people
Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
I didn't know what the sexual bases were, but now that I do, I am ready to get married and produce many heirs.
Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
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Get the Based mug.An adjective used to refer to a person whose beliefs are made "based on themselves" or what they themselves experienced and like, and not to satisfy others needs.
It can be used positively by just being a typical "be who you want to be and not what they expect you to be" word. It's kind of meant to describe the guy who prefers to die standing than live kneeling to something they see incorrect, to a typical authoritarian government or a crowd that isn't aware of their mistakes or things they did wrong. That is, at least, it's popular definition.
Interestingly enough, the word "Based" can be used to a really high extreme by making the "be who you want to be （＾・ω・＾✿）" saying get inside a blender, go from white to red, and just be used to describe the guy who wants the germans to bring back hitler, or anything that can be associated with very taboo groups like the KKK or the nazis.
It applies to the word "Based" because these people have an ideology that they themselves have without caring of what others think, it's just that it's now proposing mass murder. Same Shit Different Day.
Note: This slang should be kept inside the shithole. Using it outside the internet will either get you to be friends with weird kids or bullied.
It can be used positively by just being a typical "be who you want to be and not what they expect you to be" word. It's kind of meant to describe the guy who prefers to die standing than live kneeling to something they see incorrect, to a typical authoritarian government or a crowd that isn't aware of their mistakes or things they did wrong. That is, at least, it's popular definition.
Interestingly enough, the word "Based" can be used to a really high extreme by making the "be who you want to be （＾・ω・＾✿）" saying get inside a blender, go from white to red, and just be used to describe the guy who wants the germans to bring back hitler, or anything that can be associated with very taboo groups like the KKK or the nazis.
It applies to the word "Based" because these people have an ideology that they themselves have without caring of what others think, it's just that it's now proposing mass murder. Same Shit Different Day.
Note: This slang should be kept inside the shithole. Using it outside the internet will either get you to be friends with weird kids or bullied.
Example 1, used by redditors or twittards with the normie personality trait.
User 1: "I hate oranges, I hate orange man!"
User 2: "Omg so based."
Example 2, used majorly by, most people, average internet users, with average mind personality trait.
User 1: "Why do people call black people as black if they're actually brown?"
User 2: "Omg so based."
Example 3, It's assumed to be used by the "evil hacker known as 4chan" users with antisocial personality trait, or people who just want to say controversial shit because it's fun.
User 1: "Vaporeon is the best pokemon"
User 2: "Omg so based."
User 1: "I hate oranges, I hate orange man!"
User 2: "Omg so based."
Example 2, used majorly by, most people, average internet users, with average mind personality trait.
User 1: "Why do people call black people as black if they're actually brown?"
User 2: "Omg so based."
Example 3, It's assumed to be used by the "evil hacker known as 4chan" users with antisocial personality trait, or people who just want to say controversial shit because it's fun.
User 1: "Vaporeon is the best pokemon"
User 2: "Omg so based."
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when you get a sextuple penetration with the women you love and your best mates, and cause the women of your dreams to have the biggest orgy ever recorded on pornhub.
you : yall ready for this shit , this gonna be the best 164th base ever.
male 1 : hell yeah
male 2 : she'll love the size of my dick
male 3 : can i shit in her mouth after
male 4 : why the fuck not
male 1 : hell yeah
male 2 : she'll love the size of my dick
male 3 : can i shit in her mouth after
male 4 : why the fuck not
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