Windows being Windows

When Windows starts being annoying and does something stupid like fucking disabling the Windows key or something like that or by disabling the Volume or Brightness slider for some reason.

This usually happens on a crappy or decent laptop for some reason and it could be some app tho.

This is because Windows has A LOT of bugs.

Damn my Windows key fucking disabled it's self this has to be Windows being Windows.

by zpowers August 2, 2024

Window Shutter

it shuts your window

I have a window shutter. I hope your mouth can be like it

by Wengardian Leviosa August 6, 2024

Windows+L

Press Windows+L to win 4000 vbucks in Fortnite. It's totally free.

He has pressed Windows+L and he won his Vbucks

by Flo - Fan December 30, 2018

Windows XP

The best operating-system in the history of mankind. If you still use it today, you're cool as f**k!

Peter: Which operating-system do you use?
William: I recently upgraded to Windows 10.
Peter: LOL, Pathetic! I still use Windows XP because I'm not a pussy like you. Instead, I'm drowning in it. Now grow some balls and downgrade to XP!
William: You're totally right! I'll do it right now!

by Big Brother is watching you! March 11, 2018

Window shopping

When you in a relationship but you talk about you like or admire someone else ore multiple people but you don’t try anything with them because your in a relationship

Cindy:oh he’s cute
Faith: don’t you have a boyfriend?
Cindy: I’m just window shopping

by $amizzle April 10, 2020

cold window challenge

A new challenge where you take a picture or video of your hand on a frosted or fogged up window. You see how long you can hold your hand on the window.

I nominate ? ? ? To do the cold window challenge.

by Charleec March 1, 2016

doo doo window

when there is a bubble of “doo doo” in your ass

i just had the biggest doo doo window of my life!

by outlet eater 69 January 16, 2019