Bacon Bit

the small pieces of crispy eye goo that you must harvest from the lacrimal caruncle every morning for breakfast

im really into morning sex, but lemme grab your bacon bit first

by Blankyyy December 18, 2017

Bacon Bunch

The large grouping of vehicles that won't pass a police car on the highway.

I was incredibly late to work because of the bacon bunch rolling roadblock.

by seanferd October 19, 2008

Bacon Mining

Noun. Bacon Mining is the act of searching through bacon packages for the package that has the bacon quality of your preference.

Most Bacon Quality varies dramatically per cut; and as a result, the manufactures put windows on the bacon so that the costumer can better chose the quality that they prefer. This often results in "Bacon mining" by the costumer.

Going bacon mining.

by Dysfunctional Bubble April 13, 2016

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

Fat piece of bacon

Cum

Shut the fuck you fat piece of bacon… cum

by Cumshot67 July 19, 2025

Chicken Bacon Ranch

Your hip neighbors backyard

The Littles got ponies to ride and heard those chickens and truffle hunting hogs all over this lil chicken bacon ranch..

by Grey T September 30, 2023

Cooked your bacon

One who catches an STD or infection of the genitals. Originated in Yakima Valley 509.

Is that the girl who cooked your bacon???

by Panda Crew May 3, 2009