Smartest person in the walmart

If you’re ever at a walmart in Alabama and need help just know pornstar will be there to help he's the smartest person in the Walmart

Yo I can't find the minute cards for my phone where's that pornstar guy at he can help he's the smartest person in the Walmart

by Kodak999 August 13, 2019

Whore-ible Person

1. Someone who is not only a whore but also a horrible person. This is the worst of all people, a double whammy of awfulness but you still love them.

2. Also, used to sensor yourself from calling someone a cunt ass bitch

“she’s so rude”
“and a slut”
“must be a whore-ible person”

by FLLFL November 13, 2017

third person journaling

Writing down the things one is experiencing, thinking, and feeling as being those a character in a fictitious story is experiencing.

"Third person journaling" allows one to detach oneself from oneself and perceive and express things differently and more objectively than when writing about oneself.

by but for May 2, 2018

Generic Brown Person

Some one from the Middle East or India.

I called tech support at Apple, but all i got was a Generic Brown Person.

by Orwhaleca March 3, 2010

Good person alert

A sarcastic insult often directed at performative social activists (sometimes even by other social activists), particularly those that are perceived as try-hards that use "moral purity" as social currency and/or emotional validation. Essentially dissing them in a way that says "congratulations, you got the attention you're clearly craving"

Persona A: Oh you shouldn't support or even talk about Harry Potter, the author is very transphobic

Persona B: 🚨 Good Person Alert🚨...Like I get what you're saying but this boycott has done jack shit so far!

by Bisexual Simp January 3, 2022

the swaggiest person ever

it’s me. POG

man they are the swaggiest person ever

by cultsmaid December 6, 2020

personal swing set

Someone used willingly and repeatedly for intercourse often involving kink with various types of metal and plastic objects being inserted into the person.

"I want someone I can practice with my new dildos on"

"Maybe you should get a personal swing set"

by DangerBunnyAttac April 18, 2018