california snow shoe

When a california womans vagina is so wore out, you can fit your foot in there and walk around

"You had better slow down sally." "Taking all that dick so often is gonna leave you with a california snow shoe."

by Dr. Kenzobis September 12, 2011

If it's snowing, then I'm going

When somebody goes somewhere because they heard white girls will be there.

(Mostly used by horny e-boys)

Are you going to the party?

If it's snowing, then I'm going.

by Griffin :) November 26, 2022

Snow machine

Something stupid people miss call a snowmobile

Imma ride my snow machine to go but some syrup eh

by free mustache rides March 5, 2018

Snow Cap Mountains

Sprinkling cocaine on the top of a packed bowl of marijuana and smoking it. It looks like a snow capped mountain.

person 1: i got some weed
Person 2: i got some blow
Person 1: sweet lets smoke some snow cap mountains

by HNGSOLO July 30, 2009

Snow Day Hangover

The unfortunate return to reality and actual work after the unbelievable feeling of ecstasy and rest of a snowday. Symptoms include incredible drowsiness, inability to concentrate during any classes, vomiting, and lost love for snow.

Also when snow goes from magical unexpected holiday bringer to annoying water that turns into black ice which makes you fall on your ass.

Ex 1: Principal- Mr. Dawson, you have displayed an inability to concentrate today. You've been sent to my office for falling asleep in class, what could lead to such a disgraceful lack of work ethic?

Dude- Considering I spent a blissful day away from you and your hack teacher's asses yesterday, today was a bit of a tiring drag. In my defense its snow day hangover.

Ex 2:

Dude doing a presentation- "YAWN"

People watching- Another victim of snow day hangover...

by el hombre 123 February 28, 2010

wisconsin snow plow

doin some serious plowin

When your girlfreind is on all fours and your doin her from behind, in the middle of it you swipe her arms out from under her so they're straight out and fuck her till she plows the covers off the bed. Thats the wisconsin snow plow!

by T Lewis July 30, 2006

Alaskan snow shrimpin

After ejaculating inside your partner, you suck it back out with a straw. Keeping as much of your tasty load in your mouth, you proceed to make out with them and tranfer your "secret snowball" into her unexpecting mouth.

To lori's surprise, she got a mouthful of alaskan snow shrimpin when making out with her b.f. right after he went shrimpin on her.

by scally wagger July 16, 2007