pull ur shorts down

the disapproving statement ur mother gives u when leaving ur home

me: says literally nothing

mom: PULL UR SHORTS DOWN. are u rlly abt to leave my house wearing those??

by dopeteens July 6, 2019

Shiki Shorts

Shorts that aren’t exactly booty shorts cuz the cheeks don’t stick out.
ALL genders can rock the Shiki shorts, you just gotta put your mind to it!!

Man, those shiki shorts look really good on Bobby!!!

by Plushy July 15, 2019

Short dick

A guy who a micro penis ...

Duncan’s dick is so small he prob only can fuck anus , he’s a short dick guy

by Rick the tiger July 28, 2019

Drawing The Short Stick

A normal sized person 69ing with a midget.

Last night was pretty sweet. I was drawing the short stick and got to lick lick licking the mini kit kit kitty.

by sandiegophillykilla March 27, 2019

bald short baby

nico

nico is a bald short baby

by ilovemayo March 31, 2019

shorts szn

means “shorts season”

aka summer

“yo it’s almost shorts szn”

“can’t wait bruh”

by dontstopme April 6, 2019

Short-stalled

Short-stalling is the absence of bathroom etiquette wherein someone, when given a choice of bathroom stalls, sits in the stall next to someone already using one when they had the option of choosing another stall and leaving a "buffer zone" between them and the other stall occupant.

Bob short-stalled me again after lunch today - four stalls available and he sits right next to me!

by Rubixkewb April 12, 2019