Scott Jasperce

A fag like guy who has no friends and is a complete asshole. He sits on his ass all day eating cookies and chips. He has no life and is a fucking moron.

Stop acting like a Scott Jasperce!

by Landen755 August 13, 2014

scotts mum

A very busty lady that loves it up the shitter

she took it like she was scotts mum!

by dnalnflknfkl;n fan] February 24, 2015

scottingale

When you are gambling and lose a hand, immediately triple your bet in attempt to win it back and profit. Originating from the martingale probability theory.

Fuck the dealer got blackjack, next hand scottingale it!

by hiddencowboy March 7, 2015

Scott G

This is the guy that is "The playa" but doesnt think so himself
Always surrounded by a girl but its not often the same one
Wanting what he cant have and using what he doesnt need.

Watch out for Scott G
Scott G is the playa

by can.u.not March 9, 2015

Scott Wilcox

Dank ass coffee maker at Tim Hortons and is The Urban King Of Pain

Look at that's Scott Wilcox

by LaDankMemes May 14, 2015

Scottooling

The act of always having your hand in your pocket and not in your junk around

The dude was scottooling for an hour right in front of me. Balls junk

by assripper420 January 6, 2016

Scottish Banana

This refers to when a man raps his dick in a kilt and proceeds to ram it into a pussy. It is considered one of the oldest and least effective forms of contraceptive used in old Scotland. It was believed that the fabric of the kilt would absorb all semen released from the jizzuming dick, but in reality, it was just way too much to shove into a vagina, and it often led to a bit of rug burn on the penis. It was just a generally bad time for all parties involved. This method was abandoned upon the invention of the sheep's stomach condom, but in some small circles, the strange fetish continues.

Aye, we were in the pub last night, and I gave her the old Scottish Banana

by TheThrustinScottsman April 29, 2016