shaked and baked

Being very, very stoned.

Person 1: DOUBLE RAINBOW!
Person 2: Wow, you're so shaked and baked.

by Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! February 24, 2011

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Shakeproof Washer

Arsehole. If you're not familiar with shakeproof washers, take a look at the tow ball on your car where it attaches to the towing bracket. You will see two large bolts fitted with what looks suspiciously like a human sphyncter.

Nigel, I think a trip to casualty may be in order as my shakeproof washer seems to have an inhuman grip on your spam javelin.

by balconybelly November 11, 2011

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Shake The Tower

another euphemism for conjugating the verb, flogging the bishop, and so on.

Give me fifteen minutes to meet you. I need to shake the tower real quick.

by badmotorscooter August 27, 2013

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shakeelan

the black king

oh dam look it's shakeelan. bow down.

by queengiraffe January 2, 2015

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Shake n' Flake

When a person is tailing you very close while you are in your car and you get rustled. However you are such a BAMF that you slow right the fuck down and try to get the guy/girl to pass you (hopefully in the oncoming lane). Then when you see them turn to try and pass you, you hit the gas and drive faster than the person. If they tried to pass you in an oncoming lane, you slow the fuck down so they can't get back into lane, forcing them to come to a complete stop.

(Inspired by Shake n' Bake from Ricky Bobby)

You just pulled a Shake n' Flake!

by Shake n' Flake May 1, 2014

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