Person 1: yo iron mans death was soo sad
Person 2: what na I was happy
Person 1: *kicked person 2 out of existence*
Person 2: what na I was happy
Person 1: *kicked person 2 out of existence*
by person 2 pooped himself July 19, 2020

by Jasonfarso May 10, 2018

Sad story told twice is a reference to having a similar background or upbringing as another person. You've heard it before. Father walked out because of drugs, ect.
by SeaSkye January 6, 2017

Much like Happy hour at any bar/ pub but all the drinks are even cheaper and everyone acts cool if you want to cry a little bit.
"Don't really feel like going out but it's sad hour from 12pm 'till 1am down the street."
"Hey buddy, Sad hour's been over for 10 minutes, get it togheter or get out!"
"Hey buddy, Sad hour's been over for 10 minutes, get it togheter or get out!"
by Castor Rodentia June 11, 2022

When someone is sad for no apparent reason or they are simply so ignorant that it becomes practically a comedic expression.
I'll say anything, I don't give a fuck (what?)
Santa isn't real, its your daddy dressed up (what?)
Mommy's always lying when she says you're really smart
Your dog is not in Heaven, he is rotting in the yard
Haha, big sad
- Pewdiepie
Santa isn't real, its your daddy dressed up (what?)
Mommy's always lying when she says you're really smart
Your dog is not in Heaven, he is rotting in the yard
Haha, big sad
- Pewdiepie
by Mambo#3 March 24, 2021

When you leave work abruptly and do not return for several days due to sadness. Usually brought on by female coworkers.
Sarah hurt Bob’s feelings at work, so he left early for an unplanned sadness sabbatical. He will be back Monday.
by Offcefg June 15, 2023

Sad Spank; The act of preforming self-materbation whilst crying, and utilizing the shed tears as a form of lubrication.
Todd~ " Has anybody seen Adam in the past hour?"
Kevin~ " Yeah, I saw him go off to his truck a few minutes ago, must be having a rough day."
Todd~ " Oh, gotchya. He should just rip off a few sad spanks and he will be fine."
Kevin~ " Yeah, I saw him go off to his truck a few minutes ago, must be having a rough day."
Todd~ " Oh, gotchya. He should just rip off a few sad spanks and he will be fine."
by The Red Shit April 19, 2018
