Angry Pirate

When you blow your load in the girls eye and then kick her in the shin so she screams and hops around on one leg.

Jenna was very poor at giving a blow job so when I was ready to blow I gave her an angry pirate.

by Lunchmen February 24, 2009

filthy pirate

much the same as was explained above although you kick your partner on the shin, forcing them to hop on one leg as though they had a wooden one ( the one you kicked .

Joe schmoe: oh baby im gonna cum
* pulls out, unloads in her eye and kicks her shin*
tiffany: Ouch
*hobbles*
Joe schmoe: arrr! you're a filthy pirate

by chris cskay October 19, 2006

Dutch Pirate

A sexual position best suited for long legs

He was super tall so I asked him to Dutch Pirate me.

by DutchPirateLover October 7, 2010

pirate

a guy with an eye patch, a peg leg and a talking parrot on his shoulder, and he says, "arrr" alot, he steals, plunders, and enjoys the merriment of booze and women.

The pirate drank his women and kissed his booze when he woke up.

by donjuandemarcopolo July 18, 2008

Peter pirate

A malicious nigger,who claims his booty with force using his stiff cock.
SEE ALSO Butthole bandit

When in prison the peter pirates may cum a knockin

by Bungho May 14, 2004

Pirate

A term referring to 1700's sea-raiders who disturbingly enough were mostly homosexuals because of mostly all men crews.

"Yarrg" said the pirate. "My you sure are a homosexual." replied Johnny.

by Merchant April 30, 2006

one-eyed pirate

When a man inserts his penis into a woman with a missing eye's eye socket.

man 1: dude guess what i did to this chick last night
man 2: what?
man 1: i gave her the one-eyed pirate
man 2: nice work dude!

by elkshockey12 December 11, 2006