Paper Cut

Teacher-Okay class lets do the math test *Hands out paper*
Bob-Thanks!
*Bobs hand gets split open from the paper cut*
Paper-MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH Oh no... *Drowns from blood*
Bob-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Drowns from blood*
The end

by ExplicitThinking December 7, 2017

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Paperclipping

When someone lays under the covers with their arms over the covers, making it impossible for a partner to shift the blankets.

I’m sorry you didn’t have enough covers last night. I was totally paperclipping.

by Plimbt June 8, 2018

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dropping paper

Police Officer writing somone a ticket or filing a warrant for someone's arrest. Once a person has a warrant out for their arrest they are considered "on paper."

Johnny Law spent all day on the freeway dropping paper on people speeding. Johnny Law is at the D.A.'s office now dropping paper on that murder suspect.

by Mark A. Swick May 11, 2006

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Rice Paper Paper

Paper (Money) that is made of Rice Paper so you can eat it.

I'm peckish, Have we got any Rice Paper Paper?

by 8BitGuy December 23, 2014

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hot on paper

When a person has qualities that would normally be arousing or alluring (good looks, money, expensive car, flashy job), but has other qualities, such as a distasteful personality or an appearance that doesn't quite match their photos posted online, that make him or her sexually repellent.

Jake was totally hot on paper - he's an attorney at a big law firm, drives a new BMW convertible, is tall, and in his profile online, looked really cute, with dark, wavy hair. But when I met him in person, his hair had mostly fallen out, and all he could talk about was his psycho ex-girlfriend. Hot on paper, not hot in person!

by sorkab August 15, 2010

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