Bro smearing

Replacing a word or syllable with "bro" as a way of dismissing it as categorically synonymous with douchebaggery without actually having to address its substance

Person #1: I'm pro-choice.
Person #2: You mean BRO-choice?
Person #1: Bro smearing is so intellectually lazy.

by UnfrozenCaveman June 27, 2016

Bussy Bros

Two bros that are so inseparable that you could very easily visualize them tribbing similar to that of lesbian women.

Y'all see Tim and Duncan over there? They're totally bussy bros.

by happily.quoted April 29, 2020

bro-neutral

Bro-neutral: Remaining neutral when your friends argue among themselves, even when they request your opinion.

Kiersten watched as her friends argued over a billiard rule, but she declared herself to be "bro-neutral", like Switzerland.

by Beccaaaa72 October 20, 2015

Euro Bro.

Anyone in the car scene who likes European cars and shits on Japanese engineering.

Riley:Hey,what cars are you into?
Christian:I'm a fucking Euro Bro. Sim simma,who got the keys to mah bimma?!?

by Ct_944turbo March 07, 2017

bro-wife

That dude that's man enough to be your but fem enough to be your wife at the same time. He can drink beer and suck a mean dick.

"Hey man, let's grab a beer and watch the game. Afterwards, I'll make dinner for us later."

"Damn dude, you're a real bro-wife."

by Wicked Rooster October 17, 2022

Bro's feet

Age wrinkles around a bro's eyes, due to excessive exposure to sun.

Woman on beach #1: "Oh, that guy's cute."
Woman on beach #2: "Yeah, but check the eyes. Total bro's feet."

by tiggums August 24, 2008

Bro, record this

A phrase spoken (usually by a young male) before doing or attempting something so exceedingly stupid, that it has to be recorded in the event that the person attempting it gets seriously injured/death occurs

"Bro, record this"
*Proceeds to jump off a building into a kiddie pool

by huiopdjrt6 January 23, 2015