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National Jose Day

May 16th is National Jose Day since it is the middle of May.
Jose: Hey do you know what today is?
Rob: It is the middle of May, why?
Jose: Well that makes it National Jose Day
by SplendidNerd May 8, 2021
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National Creampuff day

On September 5 you go around and use the code word “Creampuff” on a bunch of people. Hold their hand or flirt. If they are educated and don’t like you they will call you butter cup.
Me: it’s national Creampuff day
Me: hey Creampuff

Random: hey buttercup
by Ravenhood_kittie October 18, 2019
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National Stab a Bitch

If a man/woman tries to touch you on any day between april 24th-27th , stab that hoe 😃
* tries to rape someone*
* gets stab*
National stab a bitch day is for everyone to feel safe. 🙃
by I stomp ppl out.😛 April 20, 2021
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Fabrique National Herstal

Fabrique Nationale Herstal, also known as FN Herstal or simply FN, is a major firearms manufacturer located in the muncipality of Herstal, Belgium, which was founded 1889. The name translates to "National Factory Herstal". Firearms produced by FN Herstal include the following notable examples: FN Five seveN, FN P90, the different versions of the FN SCAR, M249 SAW and several license produced firearms such as the Colt M16, the Colt M4 and the M2 Browing.

FN Herstal also developed several less-lethal platforms, such as the FN 303. Another one of FN Herstal's creations is the 5.7x28mm FN cartridge, a round developed for Personal Defence Weapons.
A: "The P90 is a really good weapon. Pretty sure it's another one of our glorious American developments, am I right?"

B: "Actually not. The P90 was developed by Fabrique National Herstal, Belgium."
by Ashirg April 14, 2020
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National Smurf Day

January 2, is national smurf day

Created by me and Mia for making ourselves Smurf’s on January 2,2021 7:31 pm
“LETS GET EACHOTHER BLUE ANNIVERSARY GIFTS ON NATIONAL SMURF DAY ”- lovely quote by Mia
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National Mask Day

A future annual event when companies and schools allow employees and students to wear their own DIY face masks in remembering what they used to wear in a pandemic to protect themselves and others.
WHO couldn’t get the unanimous approval of member countries to commemorate National Mask Day post-pandemic.
by MathPlus July 20, 2021
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National Cow Day

A day to appreciate cows of all kinds ❤️🐄
Hey did you know it's national cow day???
by CowsRUs February 19, 2020
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