Monkey Lunchbox

The act of bidding and winning an item off Ebay, then realizing that you spent too much money and didn't want it anymore.

The result is that you end up not paying for the item and then lie to the seller as to why you're not buying it.

This is all done in an effort to avoid receiving negative feedback.

* This term came about after winning a $50 bid for an old lunchbox that featured a chimpanzee on it. A lie was created and told to the seller- No negative feedback was given.

I pulled a Monky Lunchbox when I didn't pay for a bootleg copy of Over the Top DVD I'd won.

by BadHippo February 7, 2005

Snow Monkey

A person of Eskimo decent; A "native Canadian".

Before the white man arrived, canada was populated with these "snow monkeys".

by A person of eskimo decent. February 26, 2015

juice-monkey

1.(Noun) One who uses excessive amounts of steroids.
2.(Verb) To "Juice" your monkey or male masturbation.
3.(Noun) see asshole

1. The juice-monkey has small gnads and a high-pitched voice.
2. I will juice-monkey all night long.
3. That fucking juice-monkey took my lunch and killed my dog.

by Joshua Y. April 13, 2005

show monkey

A man who expects a woman to have a trimmed pubic region but doesn't trim himself.

Chuck is a show monkey.

by Cutter Seahawk October 3, 2007

Mouse Monkey

A person who repairs computers for a living.

Did you hear, Lori got a job as a mouse monkey at xyz computer repair.

by TJ's Mama February 19, 2009

piano monkey

Someone who plays the piano like a wild monkey.

piano monkey, tori amos, jazz pianists, etc...

by JC of CA October 16, 2008

Ugly Monkey

An ugly person

Now what are you staring at? You ugly monkey!

by Jeff Dahmer June 21, 2004