Matthew

Matthew's are very charming and calm. Though he can be a bird and a nerdt bag. He has an obsession over feet. His feet smell like parmesan cheese.

Matthew is such a turd bag

by Bird johnson October 25, 2020

Matthew

Comes by a dime a dozen. Matthews are like pokemon cards. Usually you draw a common and you're disappointed, but every once in a while you get a shiny legendary card and you laminate it. And exactly like pokemon cards, you don't know how the fuck they work.

I found a rare Matthew Bare and had him laminated.

by potatodonkey February 24, 2022

Matthew

A good person, unless your talking about me, then a real shitty person

Me: There is only one bad Matthew, and its me

by Im Fucking Ur mom right now ;) January 31, 2022

Matthew

the guy that owes me $16

"Matthew you owe me $16 you son of a bitch"

by metroboominwantsomemoren April 15, 2024

Matthew

a distraction

Matthew sucks

by stephbry123 October 29, 2021

MATTHEW

HIM AND KLESCH SHARE A BRAINCELL AND HE LIKES TO SET STUFF ON FIRE

"WHY IS THERE A WHITE BOY SAYING THE N WORD" "MUST BE MATTHEW"

by KLESCH January 31, 2022

Matthew

Will wank off dogs for a bag of quavers

Guy: hey want a bag of quavers?
Matthew : yeah only if I can wank off your dog first

by Betafish nikki May 8, 2025