A performative male is one who reads books by women authors, drinks matcha, and carries a tote bag (bonus points if it's artsy) with a labubu pinned to it. Also, wear baggy pants. He likely listens to indie artists like Clairo. The books he reads may include, but are not limited to: The Bell Jar, Intermezzo, and We Should All Be Feminists. His home or room likely has vinyl collections hung on the walls.
Whether or not he understands the feminist themes is up for debate. Apparently, he just wants to be on the feminists' side. And don't ask about his second account on social media. What he posts there is the complete opposite on his main. 🤫
Whether or not he understands the feminist themes is up for debate. Apparently, he just wants to be on the feminists' side. And don't ask about his second account on social media. What he posts there is the complete opposite on his main. 🤫
Nico is a performative male. He carries a tote bag (with a lababu pinned) when going out, reads feminist literature in cafes and posts wholesome content on social media that make you feel warm, safe, and think, "Nico is the guy I wanna be besties with". However his priv account is a 180.
by mangolovercats22 August 16, 2025
Get the performative malemug. A super attractive guy around 6'1 who has huge biceps and mega long dong. Females feel deeply attracted to him becuase of his amazing personality and his unmatched perspacity.
Person 1: Im so horny for Bostyns huge biceps and charming personality
Person 2: I might just queef all over his unmatched perspacasity
Person 3: He is such Bostyn male
Person 2: I might just queef all over his unmatched perspacasity
Person 3: He is such Bostyn male
by Bignuts 64 September 13, 2022
Get the Bostyn malemug. A zeta male is the ultimate sinner. His only purpose in life is entertainment. They are sadists, manipulators, gaslighters, narcissists, arsonists etc. and are selfish, greedy, highly powerful, hold a lot of authority and can do whatever they want. Society cannot put them in jail or execute them because they are too valuable to them. They are also highly charismatic, attractive, intelligent and people tend to obsess over them.
zeta male: spits on beta female for existing
beta female: omg you're such a zeta male choke me daddy
beta female: omg you're such a zeta male choke me daddy
by Zaiju December 24, 2021
Get the Zeta Malemug. A man that is so chad and innovative, that he surpasses those of alphas and sigmas, standing as the leader of leaders, the true emperors of males that any man wishes to be become.
These people are highly respected by all, commiting to his ideals for the betterment of humanity while reaching enlightenment. Despite their dominant personality, they are humble, upstanding souls wishing to improve the lives of all. An Upsilon Male is a man of the people, a true, selfless leader that everyone aspires to be.
These people are highly respected by all, commiting to his ideals for the betterment of humanity while reaching enlightenment. Despite their dominant personality, they are humble, upstanding souls wishing to improve the lives of all. An Upsilon Male is a man of the people, a true, selfless leader that everyone aspires to be.
Mark: I thought Jeremy was an alpha male, but really after he commited his entire day to working at the soup kitchen when they were low on staff, I knew that was the mark of an Upsilon Male
by Upsilon Male July 9, 2024
Get the Upsilon Malemug. by Pranav's Bitch January 13, 2022
Get the Sigma Malemug. by Ercq April 29, 2022
Get the Sigma Malemug. Larry is such a Sampi Male, he submitted a self-referential definition for Sampi Male on Urban Dictionary.
by Andy307 January 9, 2022
Get the Sampi Malemug.