Lemon Check

When a same sex couple (normally women) are booking a hotel for a weekend liason, a lemon check is the moment of the phone call where they check with the hotel that they are okay with practicing lesbians frequenting their establishment.

When booking a hotel for a lesbian liason please remember to use the "lemon check".

Janine - Can I please book a romantic room for two for two nights please?
Hotel - Yes that's fine.
Janine - Do you mind that we are both women?
Hotel - Are you both attracive or butch?
Janine - ....hangs up...

by Bradford Shopper December 3, 2009

lemon

A word that describes a person that is nerdy or lame. usually they are red headed, left handed, and have large heads. For a similar definition see nunan.

Bryce: wow, Cameron is such a lemon!

Kyle: I know. Look at him suckin it up on Call of duty.

Bryce: I bet even you, kyle, could beat that lemon in Modern Warfare 2!

Kyle: With one hand tied behind my back and a USP. 45

by Mr. Lesly Chow January 20, 2010

Lemonade Rain

Different than chocolate hail, this is your piss.

Oh man I just had some Lemonade Rain that was 7 inches of rain.

by MAH LAZOR May 25, 2010

lemongrass

a restaurant where all the wogs go for noms

arthur: homg im sooo hungryzz
evelyn: zomg lets go to da lemongrass
arthur: !!!1!

by shoppobro April 24, 2011

Lemon Cream

The thick, moist combination of sweat and semen produced during a grueling Lemon Party.

The man walked into his room in the brothel and was horrified to find the Lemon Cream remains of the rooms' previous occupants.

by Taylor132 June 22, 2012

Lemon-licker

1.) A person or team that loses a competition or game and does so with a bad attitude. 2.) A person that has a bad attitude or who continually goes around with a scowl on his/her face.

The Bulldogs beat those lemon-lickers!

That girl is just a real lemon-licker.

by The Dental Doc's Kid September 12, 2013

Lemon.

A story that insolves sexual events that's very detailed. Just porn in written form.

A guy drooled all over a juicy lemon.

by WolfDraven March 31, 2017