Jizz high jump

When laying on your bed and you attempt to blow your load up over your head and stick it to the wall behind you.

Bronson was trying to set a new jizz high jump record

by Bron wolfgang May 13, 2017

jumped up joe jesus

A term used regularly by Jack Williams of Granville NY. The term is widely believed to have originated with Mr Williams and was applied to situations Jack did not approve of.

“What in the jumped up Joe Jesus are you idiots up to now?”.

by Baddkharmaaz January 2, 2025

Jumping giraffe

Two ppl naked on a trampoline one punches the other in the throat then proceeds jumping

Bitch I'll do a jumping giraffe on you

by Bkush420 April 20, 2022

Jump Up

A person at work who gets up right when lunch is over and goes to work Immediately.

Sit back Down Jump Up Jimmy and stop being such a Douche.

by NightCrawler123 November 12, 2020

jump forcer

a person who is good at jumping ramps on a bike, skateboard, etc. and tries to force a jump failer to go off a ramp.

cody: come on dude i dont care if your a jump failer just jump it
john: no stop being a fucking jump forcer.

by makutassead November 8, 2009

Minnesota Jump Rope

The practice of two men pouring heat wax over eachothers foreskins and jumping to rip the foreskin off, this is an alternative way to quote "get circumcised"

Dude one: Bro have you heard Kyle and Shane did the Minnesota Jump Rope together?

Dude two: Crazy work.

by FSJK August 21, 2025

jump-rope bitch

Someone who jumps somebody else's rope

"Yo Gordon is a jump-rope bitch."

by TheUncutPimp November 19, 2022