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Bulbous Johnson

Bulbous Johnson refers to the penis being very large and bulging.

The term originated in Atlanta, USA.
Man I just used my Bulbous Johnson on that gal
by Pencil J. March 13, 2025
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Billy Johnson

A billy Johnson is a sex move where your about to cum then you whip our dick around like a helicopter and jizz on her forehead
Yes bitch your about to get a billy Johnson
by Vjtbddh April 8, 2019
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Lock Johnson

When Your Johnson Is Locked In Place In Hard Mode And You Can’t Get It Out
by John Lockson July 27, 2024
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Ryan Johnson

A perfect man with a big ass, but small dick caused by being raised between Alabama and Florida
by Hellhound77 February 6, 2024
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Johnson's Corollary

Johnson's Corollary to Godwin's Law states that as a discussion on the Internet grows longer, the likelihood of a person using a meme in place of a rational argument increases. That means that as more people talk on the Internet for a longer time, it becomes more and more likely that someone will use a meme instead of a rational argument to make their point. Johnson's Corollary further states that the use of a meme signals that the one introducing the meme has lost the argument.
Using a meme to "disprove" global warming is pure Johnson's Corollary.
That guy was making some good points until he brought in the meme making fun of Trump. Johnson's Corollary all the way.
She was winning the argument until she went all Johnson's Corollary with the memes.
by English As A First Language October 9, 2019
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johnson care

A reference to Medicare. Based on the Affordable Care Act being called 'Obama Care', Medicare came in during the Johnson Administration of the 1960's, and so Johnson Care is used to refer to Medicare. Social Security came into effect during the Roosevelt administration of the 1930's, and so Social Security is referred to as Roosevelt Care.
I'm over 65 years old now, so I've signed up for Johnson Care.
by Ozzie321 October 26, 2019
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misty johnson

A Misty Johnson is only accomplished after a long night of ejaculations, preferably with many sexual partners but also perhaps by yourself. After blowing too many loads this the result. Time to ejaculate again but all that happens is a faint feeling of jizzum followed by shame as you realize about nothing came out because you're all dried up.
Awe man, it was my turn to cum on Susan but I suffered from a Misty Johnson. She looked so disappointed and my balls hurt.
by BlastMasta February 15, 2020
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