john and chris

two fuckin assholes that should be a couple because nobody fuckin likes them ...
chris a straight up hood bitch and a crazy bitch and john is a straight up fuckin asshole and a huge fuckin creep with starring problems....
they should be together cuz it just makes fuckin sense
those fuckin asshole ...john and chris should be together ...
by aye.9903619 March 08, 2017
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Steve-John

1.A lude sexual act where a man has sex(doggie style most likely) with a female wearing a snorkel, with her head in the bowl of a toilet. This term can be used as a noun, adjective, verb or any combination of the three.
The man steve-johned that girl!
or Shut up before I steve-john you!
by The Steve John August 14, 2009
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John Spead

A man who got a girlfriend, but never fucks cuz he a cuck ass hoe and often watches other men with his girlfriend
Her: Hey baby, u dtf?
Him: No thank you. I must remain pure.
Her: Ok, I'm gonna chill with your friends then.
Him: Can I watch?
Her: You’re such a John Spead!!!
by Hugh Jass sr. October 10, 2021
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john cunningham

A leopluredon, charlie! John is one of the most awesome, funny, guys you will ever meet. He's almost like a girl. He will listen to all your problems and share gossip too! He's very athletic and enjoys playing minecraft, lisening to dubstep, and most of all... being a leopluredon.
Girl: That guy is so funny!
Girl 2: YEP! He's definitely a John Cunningham!
by pseudonym925 November 08, 2013
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John Smithin' It.

When you are full of yourself just like John Smith from Pocahontas.
Alex: Look how hott i look in these pants!

Ashley: Alex, you are so John Smithin' It.

Alex: Yeah so?
by Meggybby September 11, 2011
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yeah john!

Something you say when your good mate, John is doing spectacular at a certain activity. You then proclaim (shout and raise one fist in the air)"Yeah John!" To hype up John as well as the rest of your mates. You can also overuse the term and say it occasionally to invoke laughter amongst your mates.
Josh: Did you see that John dropped 14 points against the opposing basketball team?

Trevor: No way bro that was sick, I always knew John was a baller.
Josh: Lets get the whole team over here
*Team gathers*
Josh: Raises one fist in the air and screams at the top of his lungs Yeah John!
After Josh says it the rest of the team says Yeah John and everyone laughs
by Donovan Bee October 31, 2021
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