the hood whore

Usually an ugly duckling who thinks she is hot shit. They get pregnant in high school by your local drug dealer who only sells grams of weed. She usually engages in sex for cigarettes and drugs. The hood whore is believed to be learned behavior(Usually gets it from her mama). The hood whore tends to brag about sleeping with men in relationships. She is usually in and out of your local county jail. She will brag about being crazy and petty. The hood whore has no motivation and bad hygiene. You can usually find your hood whore in a low budget hotel, the abortion clinic, your towns local bar, and the welfare office. She will brag about getting to a “bag”(check) while working 22 hours a week making $8.55 a hour. The hood whore is usually infested with STI’s.

Sean- I have to go get checked out. I herd Brittany had a STI. I slept with her without a condom on and I’m freaking out!

Tori- that’s what you get for having unprotected sex with the hood whore. She sleeps with everyone bro.

by The realist woman November 16, 2017

hood zombie

A person or persons who stand on corners and/or pace the streets slanging drugs an talking on cell phones.. Hood Zombie

Hood zombies standing everywhere selling dope. Hood zombies on the corner selling weed. Hey I think that Hood zombie has what I need ..

by ack78 September 21, 2016

Hood Logan

A nigga who own the hood and is hella gangster

and a logan is just someone who hella good at something

“aye nigga I own these streets, im a hood logan. fuck?”

“yo he good at math, he fr a math logan”

by cockandballtorture101 October 19, 2023

flippy hood

Something my bro does to my bestie (and sometimes me).

Person 1: *does flippy hood trick*
Person 2: Stop!

Person 1: I am sick and tired of that flippy hood thing bro does!
Me: And me too!

by Iampotato9749 March 8, 2025

Hood Wood

A man that likes having multiple baby mommas that is from the hood.

“Dude, your such a Hood Wood.”

by SkurtSkurtbish June 5, 2023

mini hood

small ghetto

a mini hood is mastic, mastic beach, shirley, patchogue, brentwood, bellport, wyndanch, hempstead, or any place that has a train station and a 24 hr deli where you can use your ebt to buy beer.

by white girl problems February 10, 2014

Hood Haiku

a Haiku about life in urban areas, colloquially known as the "hood"

I walked by a homeless man, and he told me a hood haiku

by laroxo December 2, 2010