Jerk from Home

When your employer allows you to work from home and you take advantage of the privilege by masturbating frequently between meetings and at lunch time. This activity is prostitution-adjacent because, technically, you are being paid by your employer to have sex with yourself.

Sorry, I can't go out tonight, I took a 'jerk from home' day and I am totally exhausted.

by Ronny Vegas May 8, 2018

Holiday home-wrecker

The fat Ho in the office who so pathetically desperate and lonely during the holiday season that she try’s offering herself to happily married men. Then to justify this disgusting act claims she is the married mans true soulmate.

The holiday home-wrecker is at it again. I told her she should try and spread holiday cheer I didn’t mean spread her legs.

by Hol9000 December 24, 2017

Home DePoo

That sudden urge to poop when visiting Home Depot.

After dinner we stopped at Home Depot, and immediately I had to Home Depoo.

by JLaCarter April 15, 2023

Re-Home Dumb Fee

Anyone who pays someone else to release them from the burden of being a pet owner without questioning WHY AM I PAYING YOU $100 TO TAKE YOUR 8 YEAR OLD CAT? Oh and i have to buy the animals care supplies too? Meanwhile you go meth my money?

She really thought i was going to take her cat AND pay her a re-home dumb fee of $100??? Then when i simply asked her why she said ," the money is to make sure you don't use my cat as bait in a dog fight" Then she gets completely angry and aggressive when i point out the stupidity in the hustle
THIS REALLY HAPPENED TO ME AND I WAS KICKED OFF THE NEIGHBORS APP

by Ed Geingsta March 26, 2023

home vortex

The feeling you get when you get home and don’t feel like going back out for anything, planned or unplanned.

“Yeah, Jamie cancelled. She’s in the home vortex”
“I have to cancel for tonight guys, I’m in the home vortex.”

by Mimmi July 30, 2023

our dream home

A place where you see yourself growing older with your kids. Enjoying life and living the American dream.

"We finally bought our dream home and it feels so good. "

by Jen46Kong June 20, 2017

Home In Vegas

(adj.) said secretly of someone who's H.I.V. positive, usually used as gossip in the medical profession

"Girl, did you know she got a home in Vegas?"

by Saj Money August 27, 2020