Safe goat

mocking a weak point in anothers self esteem due to the fact that said person doesn't have anything else to say; moreover, a coward

Man you're such a safe goat, nothing better to say looking ass

by mralwaysright0000 March 9, 2017

goat fister

An individual who gets pleasure out of fisting goats.

Oit Barry you great big goat fister.

by Wackojacko2219 September 8, 2017

I’d fuck that goat.

When someone suggests trying something new and you’re low key down to get after it, no questions asked.

Friend #1: “We should do a shotski at the top of the double black diamond run.”
Friend #2: “Shirtless.”
Friend #3: “I’d fuck that goat.”

by Turnantur March 23, 2024

Oul goat

Typically defined as an old man who has a tendency to seek out, steal and eat other people's food.

I'm so hungry, better hide my food from john the oul goat

by BRHR November 9, 2016

Goat

Greatest Of All Time

That homie tompu a goat, hes got the power of family.

by DeskLamp August 19, 2021

Lilou the goat

Lilou the goat is literally the goat of them all, really cool slang for a cool people, thinks she's Asa Mitaka when in reality she's just a bit incel and sad hopeless romantic little silly goofy girl.

"Wow that's Lilou the Goat! literally an incel, but she's so cool tho she's literally Asa Mitaka."

by zephyurius April 11, 2024

Goat

Wil Szep is the fucking goat. No girl is worthy of him. They’re total shit fucks.

Hey Wil isn’t that girl only 13. Yes, yes she is I’m the fucking goat I can do what I want.

by Longjohnsilverscodbasket69 October 4, 2019