Monke Disease

Symptoms: monke

Man1: Monke sounds
Man2: What?
Man3: Don't speak to him, he has monke disease.
Man2: Oh ok

by aminofficial February 13, 2021

Jack Thomson Disease

A disease that makes you like pasta and pole dance

Me: Look is that guy pole dancing

Other guy: he must have Jack Thomson Disease

by Amongusinreallifesussus June 12, 2021

giraffe disease

different spots on your body that are peeling after a tan or laying out; looks like giraffe spots

I have giraffe disease from going to Florida.

by beccaaameyyer July 12, 2014

yo mama disease

When the screen parasites that grow from typing to much tomfoolery get inside your skin and spread to your head and legs.

Symptoms include:

Smelly breath

Yo mama

Blurred vision

Limbs falling off
Hair falling off
Cursed to never have swag again

Curses your family

Stomach pains
Headaches
Runny nose

Symptoms normally last for 5 years at a time, slowly getting worse as the time passes. It usually goes undetected for a long period of time, giving the parasites time to eat away and nest inside the brain.

“Damn this was so out of pocket.. it can’t be for real.. they must have yo mama disease!!

by Garfieldington February 16, 2024

slap-faced disease

a disease in which it looks like you've been slapped in the face many times and itches

the corner girl had slap-faced disease

by panagos December 17, 2010

D’Mariyon disease

An incurable disease only D’Mariyon Loyd has. Most common symptoms include: hotness, handsomeness, cuteness, and most common; SEXINESS.

P1: I think Bob has D’Mariyon disease

P2: Nah, only D’Mariyon has that.

by alegasizzz February 20, 2021

Sloth Disease

A disease that makes you obsess with sloths to the point that you keep screaming the word sloth every hour.

Tom loves sloths due to sloth disease

by Elite Green August 24, 2017