date train

when a person cannot bring themselves to stop on-line dating--even when they are not enjoying all the frustration it can bring (while of course waiting to meet "the one").

Laura found herself busy with multiple dates that were rather disappointing. Yet, she couldn't bring herself to get off the date train and just take a break, or try a different site.

by synchrogal October 16, 2010

Anti-date

A social engagement with an ex-flame, preferably in a romantic, candle-lit setting, where you examine the relationship in excruciating detail and discuss in unflinching terms... because you just don't give af anymore.

After-effects may include confusion, panic and general sense of overwhelmingness. These may be due to lack of sleep, but more likely because anti-dates are considered a bad practice by the general population.

Waiter at fancy restaurant: "should we change the music? It looks like they're on an anti-date?"

by CrazyTrainCDMX August 7, 2019

lay a date

Snap off a cable,have a shit

I need to lay a date.

by larry lepper head January 19, 2009

not-date

A not-date is a sad excuse for people who can't decide whether they are going to get some or not. Often misused for DWOB.

That guy is so sad, going on all of those not-dates, I mean, DWOBs

by PaulyD89 March 3, 2011

stag date

When Two Single People Attend An Event Together...But Are Stag

Would you like to be my stag date for our Christmas party??

by StagDates December 13, 2017

Textpiration Date

A set period of time after which a person's past social media posts or texts can no longer be used against them, provided it can be reasonably shown that they no longer carry those problematic beliefs or attitudes.

Like a statute of limitations on getting "cancelled."

Karen: Can you believe Rob said something so offensive? I should show this to his boss.
Stacy: You can't.
Karen: Why not?
Stacy: That comment is 10 years old. It's past the textpiration date.

by C Monty March 22, 2022

Date

The action of going out with someone, for any activity (mostly to get to know each other), and then denying that it was a real date.

He didn't take me on a date ! It was a friendly outing between fFRIENDS.

by TheVeryRealDictionary June 24, 2019