by Cheesecrackersnaxs October 25, 2019
Get the Vine daymug. im so glad that we met. even if the world's falling apart; crumbling even, u will still be my favourite person. i love u with every single particle of me <3
by vacuumsealcock July 20, 2021
Get the our day ˖ ࣪⭑mug. Lonelytines day is like Valentine’s Day but we don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend. So we eat junk and watch memes. This event is reserved for people who are:
•single
•heartbroken
•crushing
•Lonely people
•single
•heartbroken
•crushing
•Lonely people
by Yo te February 5, 2020
Get the Lonelytine’s Daymug. This day is a seminal day which occurs once in a lifetime. The notion is extremely similar to Ascension Day but is marked 89 days after the passing of Jesus Christ. Instead of the subject being the access or passage of Jesus Christ into Heaven it marks the passage of someone more significant as they move into an equally hallowed place. The Day is rooted in the Bible, following the accounts given in Mark 16:19, Luke 24:51 and Acts 1:2.
Jesscension Day was great. I’m so happy that We were able to celebrate together, 89 days after the passing of Jesus.
by El Hordo July 7, 2019
Get the Jesscension Daymug. only occurs on tuesday november 10th. the day of Pantone is the absolute shittiest day of the year where the caca vibes are so extreme that everything that happens on this day contribute to the overall terribleness. For example, people spitting everytime they talk, stupid tv shows about cops, people with disproportionate body parts, and stupid tiktok stickers. it’s guaranteed to feel 162% more depressed and disgusted on this day than any other day of the year. day of Pantone looks like if salad fingers had been turned into an omeleto short film. emojis to discrive d.o.P. are 🧦💩👣💛🪖🪰🪨. the colours are a nice between vomit green, mustard yellow, and swampy brown (but not the beautiful swamp of shrek, more like an ugly swamp in a polluted forest).
pp master: “fuck bro, today was the yearly day of Pantone. i ate a mouldy whole grain bagel in a rainy sus alley with rats shitting all over my torn up socks.”
boob brudda: “yeah i know, four creepy homeless men were surrounding me on the bus and one of them had a pet fly in a musty jar that he called tom. man, i fucking hate day if Pantone.”
boob brudda: “yeah i know, four creepy homeless men were surrounding me on the bus and one of them had a pet fly in a musty jar that he called tom. man, i fucking hate day if Pantone.”
by ShrexSlave Ogreton November 10, 2020
Get the day of Pantonemug. Clutter Day is a Secular Holiday with spiritual overtones. On Clutter Day, one disposes of combustible material which has emotional significance, but no further practical use. It is the respectful way of ridding oneself of Clutter. Ideally, friends gather in a quiet natural space and burn their Clutter together.
As soon as I finish this UD definition, I will invite my friends to a Clutter Day in the (South Jersey) pines.
by bisfikisme January 17, 2017
Get the clutter daymug. A hillbilly holiday created for the tv show "Beverly Hillbillies". This holiday is the central theme for the episode titled "Possum Day" which aired October 13, 1965.
by Squirrel Empress May 6, 2021
Get the Possum Daymug.