Coffeetaps

When you're drinking vodka-cola from a mug behind the desk. Looks like black coffee, taps like a coffee mug on the table after each sip. But, it's vodka-cola.

I'm doing coffeetaps tonight.

by HAL9000XL January 8, 2022

coffee

alive juice

Person A: How are you not sleepy yet? It's nearly 5am and you still haven't slept!
Person B: Oh, I just had some coffee a couple hours ago.

by gay for ur mum February 16, 2022

coffefi

Likes butter

"Yo whats up" said ass face
"nothing muh fucka" replied coffefi

by Poop_nuggets_cheese_balls March 7, 2022

Coffee

Literally me. My name is Coffee.

OMG Coffee it's really you omg

by Coffee_is_me March 8, 2022

Coffee cig

Jailhouse cigarette. U need freeze dried coffee, toothbrush, blue steel wrap from toilet paper and a plastic tumbler with hot water. Use toothbrush to pain coffee on the TP wrap. Put the painted wrap on the tumbler. The hot water in it will dry the paper and pull the coffee through it. Take off the paper. Tear it into tiny balls. Tear off a piece of painted paper the size of a JOB 1.5, put a line of the balls in the paper, roll it up and let dry for 5 minutes. Light it up, tastes kinda like a red cigarette and will give u a caffeine buzz.

Hey I got coffee cigs, 3 for a soup.

by ChknHrt420 March 11, 2022

Coffee Wanker

A person perpetually searching for 'proper coffee', someone who shuns normal coffee and often enters into conversation about "horrible coffee that doesn't really taste like coffee". Often trendy in looks and generally nice outside of caffeine related conversation.

That twat there looks like a right coffee wanker.

by keepittea March 13, 2022

Coffee

The one thing in this world that keeps me sane.

Person 1: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Person 2: *pours a ton of coffee in Person 1's mouth*
Person 1: OH hi there! How was your day?? I hope it was amazing!

by The Obvious Expert Of All Thin March 17, 2022