When you dump coffee grounds all over the floor at the same time that your floor is flooded with water.
I tried to make a batch of cold brew while doing laundry, but I ended up making a house full of floor coffee.
by LaceARoo June 17, 2018
Get the floor coffeemug. Liquid with Caffeine or de-caff a.k.a de-caffeinated
Or a mug made for hot stuff like: Hot coco, Hot coffee
displayed below.
Coffee Table: Table for food and beverages
Or a mug made for hot stuff like: Hot coco, Hot coffee
displayed below.
Coffee Table: Table for food and beverages
by Klak11 October 24, 2023
Get the Coffeemug. by coffeeenjoyer April 19, 2022
Get the foxy coffeemug. A "Coffee Chick" is a girl that will always be willing to know everything that is happening in your girlfriends life. Such as your private sex life, inter-relationship arguments and e.t.c. Your girlfriend's Coffee Chick will address herself as your friend, but always approaches you with a glare.
The vise-versa (a Boyfriend's guy friend), is often referred to as a "Beer Buddy" or "Beer Bud". This friend will listen, but often will be drunk so forgets it the next day. Or her doesn't care.
A gay man, who is best-friends with your girlfriend, is a "Coffee Guy"... same thing.
The vise-versa (a Boyfriend's guy friend), is often referred to as a "Beer Buddy" or "Beer Bud". This friend will listen, but often will be drunk so forgets it the next day. Or her doesn't care.
A gay man, who is best-friends with your girlfriend, is a "Coffee Guy"... same thing.
Coffe Chick: C'mon... Tell me. What happened with John last night?!
Mary: He doesn't want me to tell you.
Coffee Chick: Don't listen to him! I'm your Coffee Chick!
Mary: Okay! Okay! Well... Last night, John sorta... You know.
Coffee Chick: Again?! He needs to... Control that.
Mary: I know. *chuckles.
Coffee Chick: Hahahahaha!
They both break out in laughter.
Mary: He doesn't want me to tell you.
Coffee Chick: Don't listen to him! I'm your Coffee Chick!
Mary: Okay! Okay! Well... Last night, John sorta... You know.
Coffee Chick: Again?! He needs to... Control that.
Mary: I know. *chuckles.
Coffee Chick: Hahahahaha!
They both break out in laughter.
by KoRnMeal;( July 13, 2012
Get the Coffee chickmug. taiya: "do u like your coffee HOOOOOOOOT"
hot coffee...
aspen: "let me be ur coffee POOOTTTTT"
leena: "u call the shots BABBBEEEEE"
corinne: "i just wanna be YOOUUUrrrrrrssss....."
hot coffee...
aspen: "let me be ur coffee POOOTTTTT"
leena: "u call the shots BABBBEEEEE"
corinne: "i just wanna be YOOUUUrrrrrrssss....."
by teenyweeny69 May 13, 2022
Get the hot coffeemug. Coffee that has been tea bagged
Step one: dip your balls in your cup or pot of coffee (preferably cold or warm, not hot unless you like it spicy)
Step two: rinse or wipe the coffee off of your testicles, and anywhere it may have spilled
Step three: enjoy your Nut Coffee
Step one: dip your balls in your cup or pot of coffee (preferably cold or warm, not hot unless you like it spicy)
Step two: rinse or wipe the coffee off of your testicles, and anywhere it may have spilled
Step three: enjoy your Nut Coffee
by PlasmaDay March 25, 2022
Get the Nut Coffeemug. Created when you’re so fucking high that you make cereal at 3am and accidentally pour hot coffee into it instead of milk, undoing the effects of the heroine you injected into your arm 4 hours prior, and fucking your tongue in the process.
Bruh, I finna make some COFFEE-CEREAL
*makes the cereal*
NOW FOR THE LAST TOUCH
*inserts dick*
BRUH MY PICKLE IS GONE BRUH!
*makes the cereal*
NOW FOR THE LAST TOUCH
*inserts dick*
BRUH MY PICKLE IS GONE BRUH!
by The speed-loading stapler May 19, 2019
Get the coffee-cerealmug.