Mystic bong

A mystic bong is when you take a lighter, put it under your ball sack and afterwards under it, you light your balls on fire to create your hot semen then you get a girl and get her to smoke your hot nut

Hey babe want some of my mystic bong

by Mr.munt April 15, 2024

Human Bong

The act of inserting the mouthpiece of a vape into your partner's vagina, and blowing into opposite end of the vape, filling up your partner's vaginal cavity with vapor. After removing the vape, quickly applying your mouth to your partner's vagina and inhaling.

"Honey, I think I got cervical cancer from when we were doing the human bong."

by acid)eater May 6, 2024

evil bong

a very evil and scary bong

"HOLY SHIT THATS EVIL BONG!!!!"
"evil bong is so scary"
"im gonna shove an evil bong up my ass so it licks my insides"

by Bob Da Snail May 7, 2024

Boshkalay Bong Bong

A funny interesting word created by the man the myth, the legend himself D’Aydrian Harding aka Johnathan Kirk aka the best YouTuber on planet earth. This word can be used basically in any way, so get creative and make your own meaning! But before you do that go sub to my guy D’Aydrian Harding/Johnathan Kirk/ the best YouTuber on planet earth!!!

Dang I just hit my leg, BOSHKALAY BONG BONG 😡

It’s been a BOSHKALAY BONG BONG kind of day

I love BOSHkalay BONG BONG

by AndersonPobbers June 9, 2024

NIGGER BONG!!!

a black bong which niggers suck on to get high

Person 1:NIGGER BONG!!!
Person 2: That's racist.

by vaporeon_lover1226 January 20, 2025

Chocolate Bong

When a girl gives you a blumpkin and then eats your shitty ass directly afterwards, and then proceeds to suck your dick while warming up your balls with a lighter.

“Christian’s birthday is coming up and he’s debating asking his girl for a chocolate bong”

by ballknower44 February 16, 2025

bling blong

the feeling of being so consumed with whimsy that you spontaneously develop an unnatural bouncy aura around yourself.

"I hear he jumped off the bridge on purpose"
"no, I'm afraid it was a tragic unintentional death caused by a sudden onset of bling blong"
"may god rest his soul"

by Creature12 February 9, 2026