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Bob Johnsoning

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Day johnson

A sexy man with gorgeous eyes and a high sex drive along with a very nice dick.
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Johnson reservoir

Noun:
When the water trap beneath a shower or bath becomes clogged up with a build up of matted rotting hair, skin cells, palm oil, and various bodily secretions. That's a Johnson reservoir.
Johnson reservoir: Oh man, my shower was draining really slowly today, so I had to partially dismantle the piping to clear the blockage. Turns out I had a Johnson reservouir under there!!
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Lavonte Johnson

Bout the Weakest Knee Havin, Small Hand No lotion Having, Car seat in the DriverSeat Havin
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Aaron Taylor Johnson

“Idk if we should eat this steak guys it’s pretty Young Aaron Taylor Johnson

“Yeah you’re right it is pretty raw let’s call the waiter back”
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Bulbous Johnson

Bulbous Johnson refers to the penis being very large and bulging.

The term originated in Atlanta, USA.
Man I just used my Bulbous Johnson on that gal
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