practical candy

Candy that lasts too long to have munchies on like hard candy or chewing gum.

"Ah man! You bought practical candy! We can't eat that when we have munchies after smoking this weed!"

"Ah man! We only have practical candy for this 8 hour bus ride! This sucks!"

by Backpackingsmokers February 26, 2014

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Candy Courting

When candy is used to get closer to a girl for a sexual encounter or possible relationship; The act of offering candy opens the door for further conversation with the person you are interested in.

That Ray is coming to the office every day and offering candy to Wendy. It's quite obvious that he is infatuated with her as he keeps "candy courting" her with that sweetmeat.

by Lime5 March 5, 2014

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eye candi

Like eye candy but with a sassy, bombshell-punk twist: An alt-indie hottie who shows off glorious amounts of skin, smatterings of ink and loads of badass edge.

"Did you catch that hot-ass piece of eye candi workin' the counter at the used records store?”

by mr something May 18, 2014

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Candy Week

The first week of school where real duties haven't kicked in and you are allowed to act irresponsibly.

'Wait, are you sure you want to go to the party? It's on a Wednesday!!'
'Yes, dude, relax... It's Candy Week!'

by ciphrex August 6, 2014

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Candy Cain WheelChair

In a three sum with 2 guys and a girl. The two guys shove candy canes up the dick hole. One guy puts it in her ass and the other one in her pussy. And the one who makes her squirt first wins.

Who one in that Candy Cain WheelChair last night. Yay it was a close call but I just got it in time.

by This I Do IRL November 19, 2014

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