two sandwiches and a nap

What you do just before you get clean and sober. You eat two sandwiches and take a nap. Get back to reality. Sober up.

Dude! You are spun the fuck out man! Time for two sandwiches and a nap!

by MURPHY45INC July 18, 2022

Two-Faced entendre

Someone/Some person that has almost two different personalities (normally; good/bad side)

She's such a two-faced entendre, one day she's nice, another day she's like a demon!

by Imakewordsreal October 12, 2021

rusty two-hole

An anus that has a thin layer of fecal matter built up around its entrance, typically due to the combination of excessive flatulence and buildup of non-solid feces in the rectum over an extended period of time.

I'm concerned that I'm not going to get a beej tonight, because my rusty two-hole has turned by boxers into literally Auschwitz.

by np073189 December 17, 2015

Two Cheek Notice

Letting your employer know you've quit by sneakily writing "I QUIT" across their significant other's buttcheeks

Mr Kaster took away our health insurance, and Ms Kaster was giving me the eyes, so I had to put in my two cheek notice

by Towrope November 17, 2020

Two-Month Bump

When you have a bit of a belly, and you could be easily mistaken for someone who is 2 months pregnant. Therefore, you have a "Two-Month Bump". This doesn't necessarily make a person 'fat', its just a little extra baggage in the tummy area.

*Looking at a photo on Facebook*
Jayne: Oh Lord, I totally have a two-month bump in this picture!

Anacaonia: Oh my goodness! You really do!

by courtisradical December 27, 2010

Two persian cats

This is a term for when your being groomed by Colleen Ballinger

"the only thing I've ever groomed are my two persian cats"

by legallawsuit July 2, 2023

China number two

Mostly Vietnamese gamers say this word when they see a Chinese gamer.

"China number two!"

by SakuraNitrous March 11, 2022