tool

Tool is synonymous for jock. Tools often jump very high, suck at super smash brothers, gets 4's all around, and loves the booty. Some tools tend to hate Jewish people.

Look at that tool, Sean, going for a tipper.

by Dr. Thirsty June 22, 2014

Tool

A guy named Chad.

Tool alert. (Translation: Chad alert.).

by Alppl July 20, 2014

tool bagging

Pure stupidity at its smartest no matter the amount of tools around one or more morons can't fix stupid.

wow what a bunch of Tool Bagging there is like 20 or so tool bagging's down there

by LargeLONEWOLF22 August 1, 2014

Tool-tugger

Synonym for wanker. Can be used to some extent in polite society.

That George, he is such a tool-tugger!

by RTM 1963 September 11, 2014

Tool Shed

An area of a gym/exercise facility populated with small groups of men in carefully planned outfits with overly gelled hair or hats with flat bills. One member of each group is usually actually doing an exercise or lift while the others stand around and chat while comparing themselves in the mirrors. After 20 minutes - they rotate which person is using the weights/machine. After two hours the average number of lifts performed by each person averages at about 6.

Example 1:
A: Did you get a lift in at the gym last night?
B: I tried but it was a tool shed so I had to wait forever for machines to open up.

Example 2:
A: Great, the lifting area looks like a complete tool shed today, maybe we should wait to lift until later.

Example 3:
A: Did you see any hot guys at the gym this morning?
B: Haha, no. It was such a tool shed, none of them were worth a second glance.

by aew920 September 29, 2014

Tool de force

A Tool de force is any tool in a position of authority or a tool with an attitude problem. A Tool de force has little critical thinking capability and or general malicious intent because they were dropped as a child.

My boss is a real Tool de force, I don't know how they got this job. Probably sucking cock for $

by tabarin October 24, 2014

Tool Box

A fuckin huge lip (a lip means dip)

Man I really need a tool box

by jimmythedipper February 12, 2015