when you are going down on a chick and she has a turtle head that pokes you in the neck, and you start to sweat because you are afraid of being shit on
by peter palmer February 11, 2006

by Hot dog neck July 6, 2008

The excrement left behind, typically on bed sheets or other linens, after someone (generally male) masturbates in bed and does not thoroughly clean the sheets or textile substitutes used to contain the ejaculated semen.
Also commonly used to describe unfair or displeasing situations.
Also commonly used to describe unfair or displeasing situations.
by Charlie Scott Manchester III June 19, 2010

A condition where the area under the chin, starting at the top of the neck moving towards the chin, comes down at an angle and then bends to horizontal, causing the neck/"under-chin" area to assume the shape of the sole of a high heel shoe.
by He who knows11 September 8, 2019

When you bring a girl home and think you’re going to get lucky but she passes out immediately so you take a dump on her neck
by Scooter P. March 14, 2018

by Crookchaser June 17, 2019

Punching someone in the dick while simultaneously punching them in the neck.
Common variants include: Penis Jugular Jolting, Cunt Trachea Punching, and Twat Throat Chopping.
Common variants include: Penis Jugular Jolting, Cunt Trachea Punching, and Twat Throat Chopping.
by GeorgeJungII September 5, 2012
